HOUSE-ISMS
Dr. Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?
Dr. Gregory House: They recharge? I just keep buying new phones
Dr. Gregory House:Everybody does stupid things, it shouldn’t cost them everything they want in life.
Dr. Gregory House:You know, you’re not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dr. Gregory House:The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth.
Dr. Gregory House:It’s a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.
Dr. Gregory House:People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That’s the law of nature, and you defied it.
Dr. Gregory House:You can’t believe that everything is your fault unless you also believe that you’re all powerful.
Dr. Gregory House:“Rational arguments don’t usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn’t be religious people.”
Dr. Gregory House:Dying people lie too. Wish they’d worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don’t save it for a sound bite.
Dr. Gregory House:Idiots are fun – no wonder every village wants one.
Dr. Gregory House:There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is — in fact — a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.
Dr. Gregory House:Our bodies break down, sometimes when we’re 90, sometimes before we’re even born, but it always happens and there’s never any dignity in it. I don’t care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It’s always ugly. Always. You can live with dignity, we can’t die with it.
House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?
Cuddy: Are you high?
House: If it’s Tuesday, I’m wasted.
Cuddy: It’s Wednesday!
Dr. Robert Chase: I’m Australian.
Dr. Gregory House: You put the Queen on your money, you’re British.
House: im a little busy right now…how’s thursday
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